Slight Figure of Speech

It not just me?

Oh hey, tumblr.

It’s been a while. Felt like I needed to waste some time.

I like tea parties not Tea Parties.

Especially if there’s Earl Grey involved.

☐ Single ☐ Taken ✔ Public radio listener

nprfreshair:

I am confused as to why multiple boxes cannot be checked in this scenario. At least two of them are applicable if you are indeed a public radio listener. (If you are not, perhaps only one of the three boxes is checked.)

Public Radio is probably the closest thing I have to a significant other. 

(Source: katbot)

Just in case…

My family is visiting me here in the UK on Sunday and my dad just sent me an email about what I should do in case an Icelandic volcano erupts and delays their flight.

fepocomedy:

Glass/Gross

NPR-epiphany.

megannerenee:

#Brewers love. (Taken with instagram)

I’ll be back home in two weeks! 

My life: “Say toast. Now say boat. Toast again.” 

This is my life!!!!